Dry wiping your ass after a poop is gross. Think about it… After you do your business, do you just wipe your hands with a dry paper towel and call it good? Wouldn’t that just smear the shit around rather than clean it? Given that, why do we rely on dry toilet paper to handle the nether regions?
I always figured bidets to be a sort of funky hygiene quirk of the French, but… hey man, they aren’t wiping poop all over their ass cheeks, so who’s the quirky one now?
Anyway, I got a bidet. A friend told me about the Tushy… and I am NEVER going back.
